We are going to talk about a topic that will scare the balls out of you. But before I scare you off, let me just make you laugh. Okay? This joke was taken from a resident joke website and was submitted by Miami Laughs. Here it goes:
A burglar got into a house one holiday night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you."
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables.
He heard again, "Jesus is watching you." This time he shined his light all over, and it rested on a parrot.
He asked, "Did you say that?"
The parrot admitted that he had. "I'm just trying to warn you, is all."
The burglar sad, "Warn me, huh? A parrot? Who are you? What's your name?"
"Moses."
"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"
The bird answered, "I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler "Jesus'"
And just like that parrot here comes the frightening part. I am warning you if you don't take digestive enzymes. Here are the things that could happen to you.
You can have constipation. Constipation is a common digestive problem that makes you have a difficult or infrequent bowel movement. Your stool could be hard thus making it different to pass that you would need to strain. Or it could be that after you had a bowel movement, you would still feel like you need another one.
You can have Hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids are swollen veins that are found in the rectum and anus. They are itchy, painful and crack and bleed. Hemorrhoids are caused by the increase pressure in the veins of the anus and rectum which is cause by straining or trying to hard to have a bowel movement. Straining are caused by having constipation, diarrhea, obesity, heavy lifting and other activities that cause the veins to strain.
You can also have Heartburn. Heartburn is caused by a stomach acid that irritates the esophagus thus causing heartburn. Things that can worsen heartburn are after overeating you bend down or lie down, cigarette smoking, drinking alcohol, regular and decaffeinated coffee, alcohol.
You can also have obesity. Obesity happens when you are eating too much calories than you are supposed to use. When the balance between your calories-in and calories-out has become imbalance. When your genetic makeup, overeating, eating high-fat foods and not being physically active have tipped the balance.
Digestive enzymes can prevent these illnesses and disorders from happening. Heed my warning before it is too late. We only have one life to live. Take proper care of it. Take care, my friend!
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